Friday, June 4, 2010

Interview with a James Tardio

Q. Whens the last time you ran?
A. The other night form the police

Q. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?:
A. Not right now but the night is young

Q. What book are you reading right now?
A. Alice in wonderland

Q. What are you seriously wearing?
A. That depends on who is asking

Q. When is the last time you saw the person you like/liked?
A. I hate everyone

Q. Can you dance?
A. My mum thinks I can

Q. Do you get 8 hours of sleep?
A. If I don't get at least 12 I am grumpy all day

Q. Think of all your exes. Would you take any of them back?
A. CBF digging them up.

Q. If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would you be doing?
A. Same thing's as I do in a non lazy day.

Q. Who last grabbed your butt?
A. Some girl. Best $20 I ever spent

Q. Do you own a pair of Converse?
A. Blue, Red and White.

Q. Who did you copy and paste this survey from?
A. All the answers here are 100% original.

Q. Do you eat raw cookie dough?
A. As part of every balanced diet. LOVE IT

Q. Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
A. It kicked me first.

Q. Don't you hate when the radio ruins good songs by playing a bad one?
A. Do people still listen to the radio…Well I guess its good to see that Ipods have not completely taken over the world yet.

Q. Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone?
A. Yes but then my credit card ran out of money.

Q. Could you live without a computer?
A. Perhaps but my sex life would be over.

Q. Is anyone on your bad side now?
A. look at question 5


Q. What jewelry are you wearing?
A. Standard cross.


Q. Whats the first thing you do when you get online?
A. I guess the correct answer would be something other then porn but that would be dishonest

Q. Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?
A. Read the book when I was doing medical science, But I think the TV show missed the point.

Q. How do most people spell your name?
A. I don't really think you can misspell James.

Q. Would you wear your boyfriends/girlfriends clothes?
A. One time I was going to surprise her by dressing up in her stuff when she got home… We broke up.

Q. What are you doing tomorrow?
A. Some thing with you hopefully?.

Q. Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson?
A. Unless Justin turns black I don't see it happening.

Q. Will you keep your last name when you get married?
A. I think I will for some reason.

Q. When is the last time you left your house.
A.  Around 3 o'clock.

Q.. Do you return your shopping cart?
A.I make my butler do it.

Q. Do you have a dishwasher?
A. I think so I will check… Yep my mums home.

Q. Would you survive in prison?
A. As long as I did not have to shower with other men.

Q. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, would you?
A. I would say I was going and den pull out at the last min… Naaa I love road trips

Q. Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
A. Yes… How strange.

Q. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
A. Three. Do thongs count?

Q. Whats the last thing you ate?
A. Chicken and Chips (Nandos)

Q. What service is your cell phone?
A. Lets quit the foreplay my Number is **********

Q. What's your middle name?
A. Ha Ha Ha not telling

Q. Where is your cell phone?
A. not sure that thing is always going missing. I will find it when it rings.

Q. How are you sitting?
A. The normal way nothing to interesting.

Q. Ever been to Georgia?
A. Dated one.

Q. What irritates you most on the internet?
A. The lack of porn. LOL only joking there is tones of it.

Q. Do you watch movies with your parents?
A. I am an adult.

Q. Favorite song?
A. Playschool theme song.

Q. What song best describes your life right now?
A. wow I had to thing about this one. Not sure I will have to phone a friend.

Q. Where do you work?
A. I work the streets. It pays the bills.

Q. Are you taking college classes right now?
A. I am enrolled if that's what you mean.

Q. What do you drink? (non-alcoholic)?
A. Water, Malted butter.

Q. What's a good alcoholic drink?
A. Not a big drinker, but if I had to choose, perhaps a vodka stinger with a whisky back.

Q. Do you like sushi?
A.LOVE IT.

Q. Do you get your hair cut every month?
A. No… Not every answer can be funny. What do you people think I am.

Q. Do you go online every day?
A. Twice a day some times.

Q. Do you enjoy your personality?
A. One of them I like the other is just plain creepy.

Q. Do you know anyone that has changed your life?
A. My Doctor. He is the best before the operation I was really unhappy as a girl.

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