Many monuments of the ancient world are said to come from extra terrestrial influences, such as the pyramids in Egypt, Stonehenge in England, and many other sites around the world.
Like one neighbour helping out another put up a shed of gazebo, it is said that this is also what happened with the pyramids. So thousands of years ago some friendly aliens from the next star system came and gave us a hand putting them up. I like this theory, talk about intergalactic unity. But why did they stop? Surly today we could still use the help of such creatures, if the pyramids where so revolutionary for the time imagine what could be done today.
And I think I know why they stopped. We stiffed them on payment. You see beer was not invented back then, and everyone knows when you help out a friend you pay then with beer, and since it was not around, well we had nothing to pay them with, so we did the only thing we could do, run them off earth with torches and pitchforks, like the town’s people ran Frankenstein out.
But if you are sitting and wondering what happened to the aliens, well don’t worry about them, they don’t hold grudges; in fact they have already gotten us back. They build Stonehenge.
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