Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Girls

There are still many things in this world that I don’t understand. However most endeavours to work things out wield a positive outcome; there are things that just remain out of reach.
I understand that I will never make a famous discovery, or even work out what bigmac’s are made of, and I am okay with that. I also know that I will never fully understand girls either. Yes understanding the female mind will remain as elusive to me as big foot. You might get a glimpse of it, but you can never be quite sure of what you have just seen.
One thing that I have learnt over the many years is this. No matter how hard you try, and how much you research, girls are just different creatures and that perhaps we are not meant to understand them, and that is why we keep chasing. Slowly extracting small bits of information until one day it all becomes clear.
But until then I have devised a new plan of attack. Robots! Sure you run the risk of it turning on you, it may even try to take over the world with your home computer and ADSL line. But that is a small price to pay for the knowledge that you can always take it to your local computer shop and have it reprogrammed.