Monday, May 17, 2010

Poker Players

I love to go and watch people play poker, then tension in the air, that feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when a player goes all in, and also to keep up to date with the latest trends in indoor sunglasses and large brim hats. Just in case you are unsure why this is done I will explain. It’s to stop the other players at the table seeing when another player is bluffing, and it’s important to hide this, because I guess between gambling addiction class’s they also have a masters in body language.
As you look around the table of poker players one thing becomes apparent the size of the sunglasses gets bigger and bigger as you go around the table, and the hats get lower and lower to the point that you are almost unable to see the persons face.
Now this is what I would love to see the next time that I watch a game of poker, do away with the sunglasses, they just make you look like an idiot and still leave a large section of your face open for others to read. Instead I want to see full faced hocky masks, or if you can’t find one, then a kid’s mask will work the same, my recommendation is spider-man, or the hulk and for that extra bit of flare a large cowboy hat.

1 comment:

  1. lolololol they hide their faces so their bosses dont find out they are gambling addicts... that way they can keep their job as assistant head chef of pickles at mcdonalds

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