Magic 8 Ball

Why do I ask the magic 8 ball for advice, and then trust in its outcomes? I know it’s a children’s toy and that any response it gives me is completely random. But that does not stop you from thinking that it could be mystical, or that a witch doctor has preformed some kind of voodoo ritual on it at the factory.

Girl problems, financial advice or just if you should ware that tie out, the magic 8 ball has the answer to it all.  

Thanks to the magic 8 ball I have come up with a fantastic idea to make a few extra bucks on the side. I will call it “Magic 8 consulting” and it will just be me at the other end of the phone shaking a magic 8 ball, and charging $8 a minute, sure some people might call it a scam, but so is the ShamWow and that has not stopped them.

It’s large, black, looks like it should be on a pool table, and it has a little window on it. But that is your window to untold wealth. Just remember to indulge on the answer the ball gives you to keep them on the phone longer.