Voices

I have come to realise that some people have better voices then others. And the range of different kinds of voices varies dramatically. You have the high pitched screechy voices that make you just want to rip out your own ear drums. Then you have the people that don’t so much speak English, as opposed to just chewing on it and spiting it out.

And then there’s those people with sexy... sultry and seductive voices. Add that to a career in telemarketing or community help lines, and all of a sudden I don’t want to hang up on them. If someone with a sexy voice was trying to sell me something and said something along the lines of “Hi, are you happy with the service you are getting from you current telephone provider?” I would have about six phone lines in my house right now, and keep calling back three times a week for “tech support”

I guess calling a help line or tech support and talking to someone with a sexy voice is cheaper than paying for phone sex. Plus it avoids that awkward conversation with your partner when they go through the phone bill. But is spending the entire day ringing and hanging up until you get someone with a sexy voice really worth the $6.95 a minute you are trying to save??